one pill makes it larger, and one pill you're not small
and the ones that doctor gave you
don't do anything at all

it's cialis, and you're "half foot tall"

and if you go take cialis and you know you'll have a ball
telephone hookers, show your caterpillar,
has given you the balls

and cialis, when you are so small

when the chick's head hits the headboard, she yells out
go man go!
and she sees your purple mushroom,
that you're sporting down below

go get cialis, you just have to know

when roundness and proportion with quite a floppy head
and it's all night, she's lying backwards
and the next round's up in her bed
remember what the doctor said
squeeze the head squeeze the head