so they have to indict, insider trading,
is so foul, thay you must go away
what'd you save, when you sold all your shares
on the previous day,

it's so hard to conceive, all the ways that you did things,
as you sew and bake cakes every day
but your cell, will look quite like a home,
by the end of the day

thanks to the jury
indicting you was no fun
and thanks for showing me,
you're a greedy one, a greedy one

so I think that you'll be in the kitchen in prison,
teaching dykes how to cook a flambe'
and I hope that you like kissing girls,
cause, Martha, they're gay

when the district D.A
said you were quite misleading,
I just didn't know what to think
but I know that you won't be on prime time,
as you wash your cell room sink

thanks to the jury
indicting you was no fun
and thanks for showing me,
you're a greedy one, a greedy one