I was a lonely demo-crat,
and I would whine just like a brat,
I was always thinkin of ways to win elections,
trying to get in F-l-a


but only dub-ya breaks your heart,
said i would cheat right from the start,
yes only dubya breaks your heart
why did those chads not break apart??

I have the friend I never had,
a Judge who says count the dimpled chads.
someone should go and tell him to start another re-count,
and clean up those chads off the ground,

but only dub-ya breaks your heart,
said i would cheat right fro the start
yes only dubya breaks your heart,
why did those chads not break apart?