-> "The End Of The Insulin"
Original Song Title:
"The End Of The Innocence"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The End Of The Insulin"
The Lyrics
remember when your blood was wrong,
and rolled inside your deep blue eyes
doctor said take care in this world,
cause if you don't you'll surely die
the twinkie pancreatic fails
and I've been poisoned by these sugared pails
the lab works spits out all details
to try keep me alive
I saw the place I had to go
and learn to live again
sit and watch my blood count's high,
and needle days begin
or I'll lay my head back on the ground,
acetone smell all around me
diet is my last wa y in
as this is the end
this is the end of the insulin
so beautiful four pumpkin pies,
but man those pies are threatening
they'll beat my blood count, I'll feel worse
and then 911 I'll be admittied in
my pancreas will often fail,
poisoned by these needle trails
the lab work spits out all details,
or baby I will die
I saw the place I had to go
and learn to live again
sit and watch my blood count's high,
and needle days begin
or I'll lay my head back on the ground,
acetone smell all around me
diet is my last wa y in
as this is the end
this is the end of the insulin
who knows how long I will last
gangreneous toes so black so fast
but somewhere back there in the past
too much sugar, in my ass
I need to remember this,
with kidney failure you can't piss
and then I'll just go read a book
then kiss my ass goodbye
or I'll lay my head back on the ground,
acetone smell all around me
diet is my last wa y in
as this is the end
this is the end of the insulin
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