on top of souvlaki, all covered with rice
I dropped some cheese gravy
and it tasted nice

it filled up my saucer, it filled up my plate
and when I was finished, I knew what I'd ate

it came from a greek place
beside chinatown,
i guess that's the reason,
they combo'd them down

the waiter spoke english,
or that's what I thought
when I placed my order,
it's not what I got

I looked at the plater,
I wanted roast lamb,
and yes, it does matter,
I'm not eating spam

I called immigration,
to come get this man
and checked on the menu
and ordered again

on top of souvlaki, all covered with rice
I finally had lunch,
and man it was nice