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Song Parodies -> "Someone Laid My Wife Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Someone Laid My Wife Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I think of the sleepless nights,
stupid fights
and what went on in the little room downstairs
get down on it lord she really shook me there
shaving off her pubis perched in that rocking chair
just one patch here
and I won't shave here anymore
it's all gone crazy lately
there's dna splattered on the basement floor

someone laid my wife tonight sugar bear
almost had her hooks in me, that's my dear
once she had me roped and tied
of that I've often fantasized
her finger shoved into my rear
and I wonder why?
flutterbys are free to fly
fly away, my highway,. bye bye

I never ralised that I had powers
in joined up showers
some pleasure given from those flavoured creams
half strangled by that cowboy outfit that was mean
get your leather baby play me big a dominatrix queen
it's four o'clock in the morning
dammit deal with my last wood
I'm sleeping with myself tonight
one more time, thank god my pecker's still alive in me

and I would have not let on, as she whipped me, leather giver
tied up to the stocks with bonds
demeaning words she stands forever
they're coming i the morning in white suits to take me home

someone laid my wife tonight
someone laid my wife tonight
someone laid my wife tonight
someone laid my wife tonight
someone laid my wife tonight
I'll save my strength I've got to play the field again

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Meriadoc - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Chucky must be asleep at the switch... ooops! Probably shouldn't say 'switch'...
anny - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
not funny aT ALL

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