I'd like to show you in my home,
and show you my new fridge
I bought is at that appliance store,
right by the swansea bridge

I'd like to teach the world to drink
it does no harm to me
I'm scotch and wry I don't know why
some drink excessively

I'd like to see a bar for once
have happy hour at eight
with rum and coke, and shooters too,
now wouldnt that be great

(that's a call for beer )
I'd like to teach the world to drink (lots of drinking today)
we'd be good company

I'd like to teach the world to drink
as many beers as me


I'd like to drink with several chicks
and get them really drunk
pull off their jeans, see what it means
to get laid by a skunk