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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ever Vote The Left Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

Original Performer:

Deacon Blue

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ever Vote The Left Again"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

what do you get when you vote the left?
a guy who looks crazed, his thoughts are scary
yes, there he goes, is that john Kerry?
don't ever vote the left again

what do you get when you run an ass?
a war record not bright but mossy,
married to someone rich and saucy
don't ever vote the left again

don't tell me what he's all about
the lights are on, but he's gone out
out of his mind, that's fine, he leads you
have you a brain? if so he needs you
what do you get when you get it wrong?
a party now in pain and sorrow
yesterday's man not for tomorrow
don't ever vote the left again
don't ever vote the left again

that's what i said right from the start,
the left got slammed, and broke and battered
no ideas, as if it mattered,
don't ever vote the left again
don't ever vote the left again

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Michael Pacholek - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll vote the left any time I please... as long as there's actually an election that day. Someday, the Republican Party will once again be worthy of my vote. But will I still be alive to see it? And will I be too senile to care? For God's sake (pun intended), these people think Albert "I love torture" Gonzales is too moderate for the Supreme Court!
dude - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
amazing how the righties still bash the left even after they've won another election. Can't crow about their own acheivements (there aren't any) so they continue to bad mouth the left to distract the sheep that follow them from noticing.
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"Dude," if you still find those facts "amazing," then you haven't been watching those bums as long as I have. Ron Silver was right on "The West Wing": It's time for liberals to stop saying, "Please... don't... hurt... me... anymore," and time to start saying, "You're going to hell, you lying, bigoted Nazi bastard." Let a thousand Howard Deans bloom! Heeyahhhh!
Righty - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A thousand Deans? Pach, Pach, Pach, what an underachiever you are! Don't you know we Republicans wish there were a million Howard Deans? The screaming and raving and foaming at the mouth by itself would be worth the price of admission. No achievements, you say, dude? Au contraire! The entire Democratic party is in tatters, we're crushing terrorists like roaches in Iraq, the dollar's on the rise against the Euro, the economy's rising again, and the entire Democratic Underground is feeling like Christian Scientists with appendicitis ever since we shot down the fake CBS memos, hammered Newsweek for its false reports, and smothered the Downing Memo in its own irrelevancy. People are throwing pies at Ann Coulter because they can't answer her, Howard Dean just accused us all of being a bunch of white Christian guys (as if there were something dreadful about that), and Harry Reid is currently kissing Bush's ass! Ah, Pacholek, how painful it must feel to be chewing on your toes this way all the time...

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