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Song Parodies -> "( I Wish They All Could See) California Rules"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"( I Wish They All Could See) California Rules"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the east coast let the nation, they let those boston guys get wed
and now the western state has followed up it seems,
they can be wife and wife in bed
the mid west bench keeps ruling that their ways are far too "queer"
but listen folks, the future now will hold
exchange of rings, so have no fear

I wish they all could see california rules
I wish they all could see california rules
I wish they all could see california rules

the west coast has the bath house and they lay there every night
and now the judge has said, that they can now be wed,
I think it's great, the world is right,

it's big all round this great big world,
I think it's only fair,
that the suffering, divorce and everything,
can curl the same sex couples hair

I wish they all could see california rules
I wish they all could see california rules
I wish they all could see california rules

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Red Ant - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant has sentenced you to 444 years in prison for this. :)
Red Ant - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, just SUNG your parody to TOS, and should have sentenced you to 544 years in prison for this . :)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
And that would create more work for more lawyers. R U changing sides because of self interest here Malc? :-)
Red Ant - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Lawyers always need work!!! Here in America nobody breaks the law and the prisons are shutting down. Everyone "Just says no" and never exceeds the speed limit. /sarcasm off :)
malcolm higgins - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I have lots of gay friends who are married.. after all, I do live in Toronto, the gay wedding capital of the world.
lurker - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
There is nothing "gay" about people with SSAD (Same-Sex Attraction Disorder). This is a serious psychosexual illness that has one treatment for starters (chastity) and then a subsequent treatment called "reparative therapy," by which some miraculous cures are effected (even leading to genuine marriage and fatherhood). Everyone suffering from it (and their friends and acquaintances) need to go to and for help.
Smirker - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
"Same-Sex Attraction Disorder"? Oh, please. What will the ultra-right come up with next? Let's see... the "treatment" relies on abstinence and "miraculous cures." Wow. That alone should be more than enough to cure ANY "serious illness," but just to be on the safe side I would add bloodletting and the casting out of demons.
lurker - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi, Smirker. If you knew where I stand on all the issues, you'd know that I am not from the "ultra-right." I was sorry to read that you are an "in-denial" sufferer of SSAD -- or just an immature boy who has been taken in by ultra-left-wing propaganda that was published by people who are now dead of AIDS (and is now still babbled by the Kerry/Kennedy/Boxer loser crowd). Some day, if you yourself avoid AIDS, you will grow up and realize what is true and good. Start your healing in motion by visiting the Internet sites I mentioned above.
Dr Love - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
And when cured from SSAD you will again be diagnosed with Opposite Sex Amendmental Marital Attraction, a.k.a OSAMA.
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"California Rules"? For a moment there, I thought Malcolm had "switched sides." Not from straight to gay, but from Red State to Blue State! Of course, to a Republican, you'd be better off gay. Toronto is the same-sex wedding capital of the world? I thought it was the choke-in-the-hockey-playoffs capital of the world. Not that it matters this year. Besides, in Canada, it's reversed: The Liberal Party is red and the "Progressive" Conservatives are blue. They've been especially blue since 1993, right, Kim Campbell?
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Lurker: Go lurk on another site, preferably Or perhaps you would prefer the official Nazi Party website. For it is YOU who have the truly "repulsive lifestyle."
malcolm higgins - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Michael here, lurker. hatred is not welcome. we laugh about everyone and at anything, but we do not hate. it's a big world. let the gays and lesbians have a little of it too. and Michael, one other thing, I think I suffer from a disorder after all it's LBIAMBS or lesbian-born-in-a-man's-body syndrome. all I can think of is my lovely Ellie...;)
Michael Pacholek - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LBIAMBS? Is that a side effect from hanging around with Merry and Pippin too much?
Joey Grisso - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha very funny. You should check out my parody. It's title is "God Bless The Golden State(California)" and is a parody of Lee Greenwoods classic "God Bless The USA". Have fun!-Joey

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