veterinary nation, do you help with things like these?
a red baboon has moved in to my room with chimpanzees
they're swinging from the bedpost, and they all just go ee ee
they've eaten my bananas, will they soon now start on me

I need information, will corillas soon be next?
I sit here on the sofa, feeling totally perplexed
I have some nice new trees out back, will they go out and play
or will they just sit here and drink my juice box every day?

last time I saw a program , telling me how to be rid
of homo sapienis chimps but it was just a kid
they said to sit right down and chant om-moh-har-halla-pee
but little did I know it then, but they just laughed at me

veterinary nation, more than this I cannot add
I think my luck is changing, up till now it's been all bad
a woman who is hairy just moved in the floor below..
and when they seen her comping, they dediced they would go