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Song Parodies -> "Bleacher Creature"
Original Song Title:
"Teacher Teaher"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rockpile
Parody Song Title:
"Bleacher Creature"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
ball game, bleachers get
welll pissed, dizzy heads
singing through every game
screaming for a home run play
they put aside their foolish brains
the other side, they call names
balls out, the yell thing
now's the time to heckle and everything
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
inning one, just begun,
batter up, quickly bunts
throw him out, what a fool,
way too slow, not so cool
no one there to show him how
a different world, bleacher creature screeching now
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
inning two, three and two
knuckleball, coming through
the catcher flashes signals, hands
to that pitcher standing man
I need a hummer, bust it through
bleacher creature, you know what to do
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
welll pissed, dizzy heads
singing through every game
screaming for a home run play
they put aside their foolish brains
the other side, they call names
balls out, the yell thing
now's the time to heckle and everything
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
inning one, just begun,
batter up, quickly bunts
throw him out, what a fool,
way too slow, not so cool
no one there to show him how
a different world, bleacher creature screeching now
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
inning two, three and two
knuckleball, coming through
the catcher flashes signals, hands
to that pitcher standing man
I need a hummer, bust it through
bleacher creature, you know what to do
bleacher creatures, you're so dumb,
you're so bad, you're so rough
bleacher creature you're just sore
you have runs, we've scored more
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