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Song Parodies -> "A Few Of My Favourite Dings ( The Hit And Run Parker's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"A Few Of My Favourite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A Few Of My Favourite Dings ( The Hit And Run Parker's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

scratches on noses, and cracks in the tail light
dents in the door that reflect in the moonlight
little black scuffers that ruin everything
these are a few of my favourite dings

open the door if the car is a ladies'
leave a deep rut when you do a mercedes
scratch off the paint with your dangle key rings
these are a few of my favourite dings

you just die laughing as you wake up on monday
some guy is crying, you smashed up his hyundai
you never even made his alarm sing
these are a few of my favourite dings

when you park right, and your door's wide..
you can be so baaaad
just open it smartly and cause a big crease,
and then you will feel soo glaaaaadd

I have big handles so I can reach hummers
I'll hit and run every winter and summer
s.u.v's wagons, I'll hit anything,
these are a few of my favourite dings

when you park right, and your door's wide..
you can be so baaaad
just open it smartly and cause a big crease,
and then you will feel soo glaaaaadd

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Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
He he... Did Wild Man tell you about the time I ran over the mailbox?
AussieBullDog - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
See, this is why I don't drive. Fives, mate.
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
That's it Malcolm! We are NOT having the hobbit threesome in my Plymouth! ;-)
malcolm higgins - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
hobbit schmobbit.. come into my old vw bug Mer, and I'll show you the most common use for those two loops at the top of the seatbelt posts *wink*

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