Song Parodies -> "A Baster, Honey"

Original Song Title:

"A Taste Of Honey"

Original Performer:

"A Baster, Honey"

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The Lyrics

HARRISBURG, Pa. - A state appeals court ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins. The three-judge panel ruled Thursday that the deal between Joel McKiernan and Ivonne Ferguson � in which McKiernan donated his sperm and would not be obligated to pay any support � was unenforceable because of "legal, equitable and moral principles."

a baster, honey,
basting, your ovum, with mine.
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo

our contract said, you would defend,
my interests here, and not depend,
on baster money
a baster, honey,
basting your ovum with mine
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo

I will return, yes I will return,
I'll appeal, baster honey, from you

your was the egg you sprayed upon,
a baster full of my big wad, now gone
a baster honey, ( a baster honey)
basting your ovum with mine

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