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Song Parodies -> "Stall Me"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me"
Original Performer:
Blondie
Parody Song Title:
"Stall Me"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
hold me at reception, baby,
screening all your calls
how I'd love to be a little
fly upon your walls
why are you avoiding me?
what don't you want me to see?
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me?
don't you hide the answers baby
don't you hide the facts
come clean with the truth now baby
or I'll kick your ass
secretary says you're free
why are you still stalling me??
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me....
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
are you hooked on funny drugs?
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
cocaine ecstasy ecstasy?
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
hashish, weed, amphetamines?
everytime, hide your face, everywhere everyday
everytime, hide your face, everywhere everyday
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me
screening all your calls
how I'd love to be a little
fly upon your walls
why are you avoiding me?
what don't you want me to see?
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me?
don't you hide the answers baby
don't you hide the facts
come clean with the truth now baby
or I'll kick your ass
secretary says you're free
why are you still stalling me??
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me....
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
are you hooked on funny drugs?
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
cocaine ecstasy ecstasy?
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
hashish, weed, amphetamines?
everytime, hide your face, everywhere everyday
everytime, hide your face, everywhere everyday
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me
stall me.. on the line,
why'd you stall me almost every time
stall me, what's the rub
why'd you stall me every day and night?
stall me
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Great anthem for poor customer service
I just found this site and read through all of the "call me' parodies. This one is by far the best. It is very funny and stays with the rythem of the original song. GREAT JOB!!!!
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