the legend lives on from thhe chippendales on down
of the man who posed naked for money
a little of this, and a little of that
and the littlest thing was just funny

as I went to the shoot, I thought the point was just moot
they would never reveal the exposure
but later that day all the camera girl would say
is open up, we don't want some closure

I lay there all prone, as I hear her moan
as my body came out from disrobing
for stimulant time, she was very fine,
with a little quick kiss and some probing

with the lens set on go, she soon let me know
that the day we'd have is a long one
she hoped I'd agree that the thing we'd all see
was not just so big but a strong one..

I ran to the door, when the doorbell rang,
and I answered it standing there naked
twas a nun standing there with her charity pair
of coin slots, and she couldn't take it..

the scream of her lungs made a tell tale sign
and the camera chick came in seething
she fell to the floor, and moaned out some more
and I noticed she nearly stopped breathing

and when she awoke, I thought she had a stroke
just get up, oh lord, I beseech it
I realized then, just as she grabbed again
I was standing too tall she can't reach it..

the noon lunch came, it was break again
as I stood there quite nervous and edgy
and the magazine cover was food times again
as I showed off my meat and two veggie

and then back to the work as I started to learn
that the life of a model was nifty
my last job it sucked but it was decent bucks
but this chick paid more by two-fifty

I bent down and then, it was snapped again
a close up of my nether region
I do not recall if she said just to fall
and she's snap me not showing the lesion

the issue I was in was selling out
as the word of my presence was spreading
my mother then called dad's pacemaker stalled,
twas the nightmare that they had been dreading

at the news stands of the world my pic was unfurled
and the next thing was off to the talk show
as they came and went, all my money was spent
as I had to bum change... "have you got..."" NO!!!!

the fame was so quick and it went so fast
that people I knew said "I know one"
and friends I once knew showed their stuff off too
but I went away still to grow one

does anyone know where the tabloids all go
when my privates are shown you may hurl
but I always know the wife was proud for life
from the issue that I was in playgirl