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Song Parodies -> "409"

Original Song Title:

"409"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"409"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

a cleaner version of what I once wrote in whatfreaks, but again, mine under pseudonym
cleans real fine that 409
cleans real fine that 409
that 4----0---9

well I cleaned my kitchen and I cleaned my tiles
(clean it up clean it up 409)
now I see my reflective smiles
(clean it up clean it up 409)
that formulation known as 409
409 409
clean it up clean it up 409
409 409
clean it up clean it up 409
nothin works faster, it's a dirt blaster 409

when I use it in the tub it really shines
(clean it up clean it up 409)
even scummy soap bathtub lines
(clean it up clean it up 409)
that formulation known as 409
409 409
clean it up clean it up 409
409 409
clean it up clean it up 409
nothin works faster, it's a dirt blaster 409

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   3
 2
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TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written but... lets come clean....not too funny... so I voted 4,4,5 since they *and* "4, 0, 9" both add up to 13...
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if Proctor and Gamble have the rights to this song.
... - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I was always wondering who'd do a parody about the cleaner "409"! You did a nice job.

To TJC: It looks like you voted 5,4,4 instead. Still, that adds up to thirteen.

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