Song Parodies -> "Florida"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

"Florida"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

florida.. I wish I had your summer
warming up my body
I gotta get there somehow
and then my life will slow down
before I start to show it
what golf clubs will I take down?
it's special I just know it

I really hate december
ice is frozen on my head
and I want my final bed
to be in florida
florida, oh man I hear you callin
and I want you
in love with you I'm fallin
god I really hate december
freeze my ass off every time
oh oh oh
calling florida

florida, I think I made a blunder
I have to plant some delias Florida!
and now I have to wonder Florida!
yeah I really hate december
wolly toque upon my head
dreamin Florida...

ha ha ha ha florida,
are you ready if I come down
should I take a little train time?
and see what treasure I've found?
do I really need much money,
siesta every afternoon
grab my drink, start sipping away
know I'm not goin back soon?

I really hate december
ice is frozen on my head
and I want my final bed
to be in florida
florida, oh man I hear you callin
and I want you
in love with you I'm fallin
god I really hate december
freeze my ass off every time
oh oh oh
calling florida..

florida florida
florida florida
florida florida
florida florida

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Sioux Denim - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Have you ever lived in Florida year 'round? I wonder if your perspective might be a little different if you had. (ex-Miamian for 18 years).

Diva - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

It's great in the sunshine state!

Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Humidity, baseball, not having the right to vote, fascist Cubans -- everything in Florida sucks. The only good thing that ever happens in Florida is space launches, and that ain't gonna happen again for a while, either.

Diva - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Warm beaches, no snow, good economy, It's like living in "Margaritaville". Prehaps you need to visit some different area's of Florida,

Michael Pacholek - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Warm beaches? Populated by mosquitoes. No snow? The only snow in Florida is cocaine. Good economy? Not in this Administration! Living in Margaritaville? Only to drink away the misery. I don't need to visit Florida. I like living in a State where the right to vote is respected (New Jersey).

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