he's as big as a log,
as he sits on in the fog
he lives in the swampies and swims in the bog
as he teases the dog
and a big old hog he's a bad old frog

he's got a diet of flies, as he sits in disguise
to snap out his tongue to show that he's hung
yeah it really goes far
once he caught it on a car
he drinks vodka and gin
cause it keeps him real thin
as he takes it all in he even eats from a bin
and someday he'll be no more an amphibian
get it get it gt it get it

the frog man he's a froggy man
he's all you can stand never he's bland
the frog man

he got a pal named chad,
on a lily pad
and he's acting so bad
but he's friendly just the same
but he don't like his name,
and it drives him insane
when he hears folk say
hey chad! you dumb thing
it's his time to be bad
come on sing one chad

ribbet, ribbet aw ribbet
arrooarrooaribet
ribbet

overhead's a big monkey
who likes to get drunky
and he pukes ooly wooly
and it looks kinda funky,
come one now frog,
thwack that monkey

on a summery bed they need to get fed
or they'll all end up dead in the watery bed
and they turn all red as they do their sched
but it looks allright
yeah it's dynamite it's out of sight
lets hear it right now

ribbet, ribbet aw ribbet
arrooarrooaribet
ribbet

arribbet baby i'm trying to sing!!!

the frog man he's a froggy man
he's all you can stand never he's bland
the frog man
the frog man he's a froggy man
he's all you can stand never he's bland
the frog man