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Song Parodies -> "Can We Do It Twice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Can We Do It Twice"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

can we do it twice this morning baby,
if viagra has not worn off yet,
and shouldn't you be nice, that I'm still puffed and ready
with something you can't wait to get?

you know we've time for you to get on leather
and play the horse what could be better???

wouldn't it be nice if I could hold a stiffy
I would be a man
but then again, providers work for people
who ensure that there's a good drug plan..

'bout twenty bucks a night we're spending
that's enough for double ending....
so we could do it twice

maybe if we think that we can try this when I take those pills of blue
then for hours, I'd give to you, you give to me, it's such a dream come true
and we would be happy
maybe stay married?

oh can we do it twice?

you know the more and more we think about it
I'm sorry I don't have a dink without it
with the pill, I sprout it,
oh can we do it twice?

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Guy DiRito - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I see a new name in the number one position this morning. Sheesh, that other name was burned into the top of my screen. Congratulations Malky! Oh, yeah, this song was funny. Don't understand all the low votes on this one.
Adagio - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes...I was beginning to think the screen looked that way too...congratulations, Malcolm. And I really liked this song.
wdh - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment Check it out. ;-) Liked it!
malcolm higgins - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
actually wdh, I started over there and have over 350 rude rude rude songs there.. as much as I like rude ones, I find this more challenging I mean why write about a "dick" when you can sweet talk your way with multi cell propulsive erectile spermatozoa delivery utensile? I mean, this is fun.. that was wayyyyyyy too easy.. chuckie is shutting down whatfreaks soon anyway.. thanks all for the supoort as always.. Nurse!!! more demerol!
Smurf and Mr.Horse - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats! Malcolm for having the most parodies on the site! And we thought this parody was a hoot and we love reading your stuff. 5-5-5
malcolm higgins - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
thatks smurf and Mr Horse.. or "smorse"?? **bowing for a wonderful 7 MONTHS IT TOOK TO BE #1
Smurfand Mr Horse - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
7 months? Did it take that long? Btw who started first, You or William Tong? just wondered.
malcolm higgins - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
from what I can see, Mr Tong started in late 2000 he just didn't have anyone to push him like me... 7 months.. 963 as of today.. 1000 is looming, and then THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, this one's a "blast" from your past. 5's.

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