Song Parodies -> "I'm A Luger"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm A Luger"

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The Lyrics

for the olympics of course

I'm a luger I'm a luger and I'm not what I appear to be.
of all the sports I have given some tries
I fell in love with a sled and the ice
divided times by the seconds and tenths,
we are so close there is always suspense.
I'm a luger, and I've trained enthusiastically
I'm a luger and I'm not what I appear to be.
although I tried to like thoroughbreds,
on ice I like speed, I don't like bobsleds
I paddle away, as I build up my speed
I'm a luger and I'm not what I appear to be.
what can I do to be fast not destroyed?
I pee in jars, so it's not use steroids
I work the weights and I look trim and buff
I just hope that I have done enough
I'm a luger and I'm not what I appear to be.
I'm a luger, I'm a luger
and I'm not what I appear to be
adrenaline is my life's constant need

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