Song Parodies -> "The Swedish Thing"

Original Song Title:

"The Sweetest Thing"

Original Performer:

"The Swedish Thing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

like the swedish chef? oor dee schkoo shkee doo, de boo dee boo, she doo shke doo, here boo deer boon sher hinn beer bork bork bork!!.... b.t.w what am I doing up at 5am writing parodies????

my love, she loves to eat a blubber ball
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
her name's pfennink hamerstall
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
baby's got two guys, in her head
and for this, I complain loud
and you know she likes a guy kind of love
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)

I'm choosing you
hey hey hey I'm choosing you, yeah
my love, the swedish thing

I wanted to hum, but she made me ball
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
always hot, she loves meatballs,
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
baby does black guys,
and they yearn so rightly for her
mine's just the white kind of love
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)

I'm choosing you
hey hey hey I'm choosing you, yeah
my love, the swedish thing
oh oh yeah

yankee boy meets a stockholm girl
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
in the sauna, round the world..
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
baby's got two guys, in her head
and for this, I complain loud
and you know she likes a guy kind of love
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)
(oh -oh -oh the swedish thing)

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Very interesting Malcolm!

Know 1 can hear you dream - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Pfennink Hamerstall? Sounds like one of those little German guys we used to crush during the Viking era! :-)
Now here�s a real Swedish (Viking) name for you to work with: "Styvbj�rn Skallklyve" = "Stiff(as in erected)bear Skullcleaver" in English

malcolm higgins - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Know 1... the whole thing is a parody.. Pfennink hammerstall? it was a take off on a swedish name.. it fit the song.. I have a habit of making up words in foreign languages to fit my needs.. thought someone would challenge the name.. better than "she iss oorly I am schvell"

Mr Horse - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry Malky! I don't wanna sound harsh here, but I am kind of fed up with this cliche' jumping on Swedes saying they are sex maniacs according to the Hollywood image. Good attempt to parody the song, but as a Swede myself I just cant buy it.

Mr Horse - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey "Know" your'e right I can definately confirm that you are right in what youre saying:-) Styrbj�rn is another good one Oh btw visit us at our site http://www.geocities.com/susansahlgren/anundshog.html Enjoy!

Mr Horse - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry one more question. "Know" are you from the US or are you by any chance Scandinavian? Just wondered...

Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Malcolm: Don�t listen to Mr Horse, he�s just in denial, (or maybe it�s because his wife comes to this site too), we Swedes ARE sex obsessed maniacs. ;-)

Mr Horse: Up until 15 months ago I lived in a small town called Sala! Yep, that�s right, if I got the info on Mrs horse�s homepage right, back then I could have popped over for a beer and a song in approx 47 minutes. :-)

Mr Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Cool "Know". The world is surely a small place. Btw I will move to Gothenburgh in about a month, so where in Sweden do u live right now? Just curious.

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Mr Horse: I�m currently living in Vimmerby. Might be back in the Sala and V�ster�s region for a couple of days during the Christmas Holiday though.

... - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one!

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