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Song Parodies -> "Flush Three Times"
Original Song Title:
"Knock Three Times"
Original Performer:
Tony Orlando And Dawn
Parody Song Title:
"Flush Three Times"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
this one was actually recent and submitted as that higgins guy with only one "g"
Hey Mal, what ya doin in there?
grunting and groaning each night I can hear, you're above me
I can hear your backside screaming,
I am sure it's hot and steaming,
one floor above me, you really don't love me..
nor me you....
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spare the pipes if it ain't gonna go
please push out your window tonight
febreeze that thing it's afloat, it's attached to your butt
how long did it take to birth it?
was all that screaming really worth it
once in my dreams it just landed between us, that bit of mud
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spere the pipes if it ain't gonna go
how long did it take to birth it?
was all that screaming really worth it
once in my dreams it just landed between us, that bit of mud
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spere the pipes if it ain't gonna go
grunting and groaning each night I can hear, you're above me
I can hear your backside screaming,
I am sure it's hot and steaming,
one floor above me, you really don't love me..
nor me you....
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spare the pipes if it ain't gonna go
please push out your window tonight
febreeze that thing it's afloat, it's attached to your butt
how long did it take to birth it?
was all that screaming really worth it
once in my dreams it just landed between us, that bit of mud
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spere the pipes if it ain't gonna go
how long did it take to birth it?
was all that screaming really worth it
once in my dreams it just landed between us, that bit of mud
hey there Malky
flush three times, or just leave it if you want to
oh please spare the pipes
if it ain't gonna go
oh my goodness..
means it's clogging up the bowl eh?
mmm please spere the pipes if it ain't gonna go
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I know, I know, "Damn near killed 'im." Malcolm's repertoire: Where the elite meet to excrete. And the fives repeat.
Get him a jar of Metamucil.
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