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Song Parodies -> "Can We Get A Slice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Can We Get A Slice"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

can we get a slice of pizza right now,
then I wouldn't have to wait so long,
this pizza shop is nice, and pizza's better
when they cook it right and not all wrong

you know I think the other man's from Pluto,
I like my pepperoni , not prosciutto

man would it be nice if we could pull up there
the time to eat is on us now
and can we get a slice in my old girlfriend's honour?
then we can all go in and eat like cows

how nice and soft the window poster pizza's looking
and I bet there are now several cooking
oh can we get a slice?

maybe if I pay and treat you guys today I'm hoping you'll come through
baby then I'd have a pepperoni slice and maybe I'd have two
my appetite sated

can we get a slice?????

you know it seems the more I think about it
it only makes it worse to live without it...
can we talk about this?
oh man I need a slice

good times..yeah maybe
or fries with gravy.....

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Pacing: 4.2
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Total Votes: 4

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TJC - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
My but you've been busy today... an XXL with every `zing' on it!
Jason - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well done. Pepporoni is my fave topping! Did the members of the Beach Boys really hate each other's guts, and if that is true how on earth did they work together for so many years?

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