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Song Parodies -> "You're Thirteen"
Original Song Title:
"You're Sixteen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ringo Starr
Parody Song Title:
"You're Thirteen"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
he came on like a dream, bought you ice cream,
now in jail he's doing time,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time..
he likes teenager girls,
gives them a whirl,
plies them with chocolate and wine,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time
you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,
you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time
you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,
you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time
now in jail he's doing time,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time..
he likes teenager girls,
gives them a whirl,
plies them with chocolate and wine,
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful,
for your time
you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,
you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time
you're a baby, way too young yet
ten to life is what he should get
he should have known he should have stopped,
he told the judge that he hid from the cops,
you got out now it seems, you take it too far,
you look twenty nine
you're thirteen,
you're beautiful for your time
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