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Song Parodies -> "On A Roaming Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Rolling Stone"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"On A Roaming Phone"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for anyone who travels with a cell phone, and gets a $500.00 cell bill and just about faints, well this one's for you... I only wrote two verses of this beacuse I gag when I think of Dylan
once upon a time, you talked in prime, chatted all the time
it felt so fine.. didn't you?
people's call to say hey y'all the cost was small
you thought they all were likin you
everybody was hangin up
now they just say shut up
now, we just ignore most stuff
or we'll be scrounging for our next mealllllllllllllllllllllllllll

how does it feel?
how does it feel?
to talk on your phone,
now can't afford a home
on a roaming phone

you've got the finest one all right, miss lonely
but you know only you used to get called by it
and nobody has ever taught you to be more discreet
and now you find out you're gonna have to pay more for it
your plan said "never compromise"
be a tramp and talk to guys
you can't pay this bill with fives
as you stare into the vacuum of your shorts
no cash now, it's all gone, now it's realllllll

how does it feel?
how does it feel?
to talk on your phone,
now can't afford a home
on a roaming phone

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