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Song Parodies -> "T.V."
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Pea"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tommy Roe
Parody Song Title:
"T.V."
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Oh T.V
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I went to a dance just the other night
I saw her right there she was way outta sight
I danced with her quickly and then she kissed me,
how was I to know that she was a T.V?
Oh T.V
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I walked back over and I kissed on her neck
it felt a little rough, there bus I didn't suspect
she grabbed me very quickly, and that worried me
her adam's apple then told me this was a T.V
Oh T.V
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I finally got to whisper some words in her ear,
I asked her quite frankly if she thought I was queer
she let me think of women, then that thing just unfurled
she said aw come on honey, it's the best of both worlds..
Oh T.V come on home with me
come on come on come on and stay with me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
won't you won't you won't you be a girl?
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I went to a dance just the other night
I saw her right there she was way outta sight
I danced with her quickly and then she kissed me,
how was I to know that she was a T.V?
Oh T.V
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I walked back over and I kissed on her neck
it felt a little rough, there bus I didn't suspect
she grabbed me very quickly, and that worried me
her adam's apple then told me this was a T.V
Oh T.V
tell me honestly,
come on come on come on and say to me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
hope you hope you hope you are a girl
I finally got to whisper some words in her ear,
I asked her quite frankly if she thought I was queer
she let me think of women, then that thing just unfurled
she said aw come on honey, it's the best of both worlds..
Oh T.V come on home with me
come on come on come on and stay with me
Oh T.V are you boy or girl?
won't you won't you won't you be a girl?
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I kissed a TV once. Got a shock, not to mention bad reception. (Yeah, I know, that's a takeoff on Tug McGraw's, "I tried sniffing some coke once, but I couldn't get the bottle up my nose.") Five for being funny and going in a direction I didn't expect -- but, knowing your past work, I should have. Ray Davies Award nomination for best transvestite parody fo the year.
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