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Song Parodies -> "The Seven Dwarfs Song"
Original Song Title:
"Snoopy Vs The Red Baron"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Royal Guardsmen
Parody Song Title:
"The Seven Dwarfs Song"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
before the turn of the century
in some forest green, there lives some dwarfs so free
came a girl, so beautiful men had never seen
was hiding out from a witch so mean
took a big bite, and she fell to sleep
poisoned apple and that stuff runs deep
all the dwarfs tried, she failed to rise
is there a prince on a horse in the countryside..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
in the nick of time, a horseman arrived
on a big white horse and cuddled up beside
the beautiful girl there asleep to see
and he kissed her heart so nice and tenderly..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
now snow white woke, and she maried that man
in olden times, not a real smart plan
soon she would rise to a life unseen
to cook and sew and keep the castle clean
and now that girl she was in a fix,
she ran to the forest and sought out the witch
begged her again for some poisoned
and scoffed it right down, and died there on the street..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
in some forest green, there lives some dwarfs so free
came a girl, so beautiful men had never seen
was hiding out from a witch so mean
took a big bite, and she fell to sleep
poisoned apple and that stuff runs deep
all the dwarfs tried, she failed to rise
is there a prince on a horse in the countryside..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
in the nick of time, a horseman arrived
on a big white horse and cuddled up beside
the beautiful girl there asleep to see
and he kissed her heart so nice and tenderly..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
now snow white woke, and she maried that man
in olden times, not a real smart plan
soon she would rise to a life unseen
to cook and sew and keep the castle clean
and now that girl she was in a fix,
she ran to the forest and sought out the witch
begged her again for some poisoned
and scoffed it right down, and died there on the street..
doc, bashful, happy, grumpy the first four
to try wake her up and get her off the floor
sleepy sneexzy dopey they tried that and this
but what that girl did need was a prince's kiss..
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I was thinking "aww, that's a cute parody" then the last stanza hit me over the head like a mallet. Great job here, I'd never really thought that one to its logical conclusion. 5's.
Sir Malcolm, this is a very respectable write; I like very much, quite the poet, Sir.
Hey, that's pretty cute! I like it!
Well, except for the second-to-last verse - that one's a bummer - and why no rhyme between that verse's last two lines?
Would have been a cool, Grimm twist at the end...except she used a poisoned ____ : what? 544
mistakes like this are what happen whenyou write parodies at 530 am before your wife gets up... sigh...
I thought it was a cute parody until the last verse which was so freakin' funny!!! 5's
Notwithstanding the missing poison, that was funny, Malcolm
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