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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Ball Rock"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
Original Performer:
John Mayer
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Ball Rock"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
jingle balls,
tingle balls,
swing when they rock,
can we try this,
just give em a kiss?
bat them and swat it's just loads of fun
now the jingle ball pain has begun
jingle balls tingle balls,
swing when they rock
dingle balls chime, they're jingle balls, mine
stored very warmly in a dingle ball bag
tucked away from there
it's about time, for the right line,
to make this song ok
dingle ball line, is the glass kind
we hang them on the tree upon snowy days
giddy up, nothing worse,
assumptions you make
dance all around it with talk
two for the dingle
now for dingly feet
they're the dingle balls
they're the dingle balls
they're they balls of this talk
tingle balls,
swing when they rock,
can we try this,
just give em a kiss?
bat them and swat it's just loads of fun
now the jingle ball pain has begun
jingle balls tingle balls,
swing when they rock
dingle balls chime, they're jingle balls, mine
stored very warmly in a dingle ball bag
tucked away from there
it's about time, for the right line,
to make this song ok
dingle ball line, is the glass kind
we hang them on the tree upon snowy days
giddy up, nothing worse,
assumptions you make
dance all around it with talk
two for the dingle
now for dingly feet
they're the dingle balls
they're the dingle balls
they're they balls of this talk
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I can tell you had a ball with this one, Malcolm!
Yes, you know what they say: obscenity is in the mind of the beholder ;-)
How'd this get past the censo. . .Oops! Clever, Michael.
You filthy, perver...oh. Very good, Malcolm :-) 555
This is so sick I can"t wait for the next one :-) 555
Hey Malc, betcha can hum this one on your scrotumazoo!
Three shiny new 5's to hang on your scoreboard: this parody reminds me of those "Top 10 things that sound dirty, but aren't" greeting cards for various occasions.
I almost missed this one...Very very good...Fantastic..I like the O.Henryism...5's
This one is nuts. Ha Ha.
Always glad to see your parts back in action Malky! ;-)
bases are loaded its a full count,Albert is up to bat to account and he hits right over the fence,and the scoring will now comence,jimmy got lenny got the gate the ptarmigan won 7 to 8
When you have a filthy mind you disgust everybody around
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