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Song Parodies -> "You Aughta Wash Your Hands ( The Swine Flu Prevention Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Our Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Aughta Wash Your Hands ( The Swine Flu Prevention Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I reminded my wife that PMS was named because "mad cow" was already used to described a medical condition,.. she told me.. this is something I would get. Because I'm a pig...
oh yeah I'll tell you something
you aughta wash your hands
not great, but it's one thing
so go and wash your hands
you aughta wash your hands
you aughta wash your hands

oh please, be germ free
before you shake my hand
and please, keep from me
the flu upon your hands..
you aughta wash your hands
you aughta wash your hands

and then I'lll touch you
I'll feel safer inside
soon I'll be reeling
from the swine, we can't hide we can't hide
some have died..

if you got that something..
just go and wash your hands
then I won't get nothing
because you washed your hands..
you aughta wash your hands
you aughta wash your hands

and then I'lll touch you
I'll feel safer inside
soon I'll be reeling
from the swine, we can't hide we can't hide
some have died..

if you got that something..
just go and wash your hands
then I won't get nothing
because you washed your hands..
you aughta wash your hands
you aughta wash your hands
you aughta wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
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Mark Scotti - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Fluuuuuuuuy, great parody!
Karane - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Just thought i would say, i was reading about the Swine Flu outbreak just before i came to amiright.com, and i just knew u would have a parody about it today. 555 good parody very funny

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