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Song Parodies -> "Gauges"

Original Song Title:

"Stages"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Gauges"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they can tell time,and oil pressure too
some can make your tires roll so smooth
I had some before my old car moved right on
now this new one's gauges are reading wrong
gauges, read on baby
gauges we are all so wrong

one was saying temp was running hot
others stated that it just was not
i'm confused don't know what I should do
trust the one, or read the other two??
gauges read wrong baby,
gauges, reading all are wrong

glass was cracking different things each day
wouldn't make them change them any day
why does readings have to come and go?
several things these gauges let me know
It's a fine time to fall in love with you,
I ain't got a single thing to do.
It happened before I knew what was going on.
I fell out and knew that I was gone.
Stages keep on changing,
stages rearranging love.

Then you left me standing all alone,
I couldn't even get you on the phone.
Were you just confused and didn't know
if you should stay or if you had to go?
Stages keep on changing,
stages rearranging love.

Now you're back and say you're gonna stay.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Tell me it's for real and let me know
why does lovin' have to come and go.
Stages keep on changing,
stages rearranging love.




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