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Song Parodies -> "Kill The Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Still The One"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Kill The Bum"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

3 doctors in California won't take part in an execution., apparently, it might "hurt" I would. guilty . deadbye bye
you've been on death row since way back when
I know I never want to see you again
but I still want you to know, after all these years
I'd yell kill the bum, and then you leave this world here

I said kill the bum I really want the guy dead
kill the bum, and make it hurt good instead
i'll be happy when you kill the bum

she saw your face on that day
and the jury said to kill, not put away
the time's come I just want you to go.. just want you to go
maybe we'll zap you, a nice way for you to go

I say kill the bum, cut him in half,
kill the bum, and make me laugh
kill the bum, it won't be wrong
kill the bum, it's beem too long,
I'll be happy, when you kill the bum

waiting, his crime is getting old
even though it's so cold, we have to....

kill the bum, and then kill the next
kill the bum, no more pretext
i'll be happy when you kill the bum
kill the bum, and I'd throw the switch
kill the bum, and without a glitch
I'll be happy when you kill the bum
kill the bum, and we'll take him out
kill the bum, yes without a doubt
I'll be happy when we kill the bum

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Royce Miller - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I think the victim probably felt considerable pain; also, being on death row for an irrational number of years has to cause some, too. But no one is snorting about that.
111 - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
For 600,000 murders, we've had all of 2,000 executions. Somebody's really falling down on the job here.

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