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Song Parodies -> "Seems Like A Woman To Me"
Original Song Title:
"Always A Woman To Me"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Seems Like A Woman To Me"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
she can hide her man smile
makeup disguise
she can ruin your night, when she shows you her prize
and she is what she is, just a man as transy
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me
she'll invite you to her place, and try to deceive you
if you get real excited, offers to relieve you,
she won't tell you the truth, until it swings free
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me
oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind
she will promise you more
than the garden of evil
as she smacks your left cheek
with her big hairy weevil
she'll show you the best and the worst it can be
and I'm filled with disgust but she seems like a woman to me
oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind
and you just know her kind can be suddenly cruel
you're expecting a clam, but you get sausage, fool
but she can't be convinced, cause she's strange sexually
yeah you know you been had, but you sigh with relief
blame it all on yourself, cause she seems like a woman to me
makeup disguise
she can ruin your night, when she shows you her prize
and she is what she is, just a man as transy
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me
she'll invite you to her place, and try to deceive you
if you get real excited, offers to relieve you,
she won't tell you the truth, until it swings free
yeah she's really a guy but she seems like a woman to me
oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind
she will promise you more
than the garden of evil
as she smacks your left cheek
with her big hairy weevil
she'll show you the best and the worst it can be
and I'm filled with disgust but she seems like a woman to me
oh, she makes hair for herself
in three big bouffiants
she's just one of a kind
but the secret's now out
as she tucks richard in
she just changes her mind
and you just know her kind can be suddenly cruel
you're expecting a clam, but you get sausage, fool
but she can't be convinced, cause she's strange sexually
yeah you know you been had, but you sigh with relief
blame it all on yourself, cause she seems like a woman to me
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The clam and sausage line really had me rolling!
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand your obsession with a woman who's really a man. So much for your being a well-respected man, doing the best things so conservatively.
You, Malcolm, are a madman, I like that!
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