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Song Parodies -> "Sex On The Sreet"

Original Song Title:

"Sesame Street Theme"

Original Performer:

The Muppets

Parody Song Title:

"Sex On The Sreet"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

grungy dames, showing their wares today,
on my way, to catch an s.t.d
can you tell me how to get
how to get some sex on the street?

pay and lay,
fetishes are ok
several hookers there,
that's where they meet
can you tell me how to get
how to get some sex on the street?

it's a fifteen minute ride
hotel doors not open wide
to sicko people who do
sicko people like..
it's not beautiful

grungy dames, showing their wares today,
on my way, to catch an s.t.d
can you tell me how to get
how to get some sex on the street?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rick C - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
HA ! Very funny write...555
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
That's very crude,but kinda cool. Isn't it?
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe this is why Grover is always shaking his head and saying, "I am so confused..."
Cheezmeister - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
ain't it true. I await the day when we will see characters like Pippy teh magical singing crackpipe on kids' TV to tell them why you should 'Just say no, or you'll have to blow'
Calop - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey...Chuck G...i thought sex parodies were not allowed here anymore.. couldja take this one down??
Agrimorfee - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Today's parody was brought to you today by the numbers 445 (for not changing the chorus, and missing the pace on "15 minute ride" line). a 5 for overall, though.
Michael Pacholek - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
And just what WERE John Denver and the Muppets doing? Remember? "It could hold eight kids and four hound dogs and a piggy we stole from the shed! We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun on Grandma's feather bed!"
Rob - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Calop: Are you a virgin?
Kat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ew.

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