we plan to go just for forty days
Guadalajara, puts me in a haze
we keep comin, change our attack,
I.N.S blows, and that's an actual fact

me and Jualdo, we sneak our way in,
up to L.A. and then we settlin in
feels so good, how could it be wrong,
America needs another cheech and a chong

we're on american land
we're on american land
were comin to your town,
bring your home value down,
we're on american land

maybe the natives out in omaha
let is live in peace, we'd come and we'd go
I say "how" to dudes, and dey say "wassup"
we gotta get inside the border sixty six in the truck

now all we gringoes, they have a plan
scatter all directions at the rio Grande
I say "C'mon dudes, lets move it through
and we proceeded to immigrate to you

we're on american land
we're on american land
were comin to your town,
bring your home value down,
we're on american land
we're on american land
we're on american land
were comin to your town,
bring your home value down,
we're on american land