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Song Parodies -> "I Used To Be Obese"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Used To Be Obese"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

since my surgery, the Malkster is down 103 pounds and counting from Jan 30/07
barf is flying out like chunky rain into a toilet bowl,
bits gag me as they pass they flush away I used to be obese
no more pizza, I eat soy, they're easy on my poor behind
they're keeping and they're feeding me..
bye to you you wave fat... oh,,,,
surgery has changed my world
surgery has changed my world...

pictures of my former life which dance before me at my former size,
are gone, so gone I used to be obese...
little pieces now get shovelled in
into my little pouch they
digest slowly as they make my day
I used to be obese..
bye to you you wave fat... oh,,,,
surgery has changed my world
surgery has changed my world...
now there's laughter less of girth I'm singing
songs of love inciting and exciting me..
now my jeans are small enough they wrap around my little bum
I'm proud to say I've gotr them on I used to be obese
bye to you you wave fat... oh,,,,
surgery has changed my world
surgery has changed my world...
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alvin - May 13, 2007 - Report this comment
nice job on a tough song to parody
Susanna Viljanen - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Having done away with 10 kg on low-carb diet, I can relate to your plight. Fives.
malcolm higgins - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
way to go Suzanna! I tried every diet on earth until surgery.. good luck keeping it off. I am "medically fixed" for normal weight now.
malcolm - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
p.s. thanks alvin :)

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