Song Parodies -> Asked For Dung (the Fertilizer Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Aqualung" |
| Original Performer: | Jethro Tull |
| Parody Song Title: | "Asked For Dung (the Fertilizer Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
siting on my farm bench
eyeing my new field where seed was sent
crops soon will bound and grow
corn and beans and potatoes
I asked for dung
spread it on in bright sun
watching as the crows and buzzards come
I asked for dung
came in on a farm truck
hope it helps the plants to bring me luck
I asked for dung
some times I'm told
this stuff needs watering only
planting time the only way I know
smells very bad
it depends, I guess I knew that
I go down to the field it coats my feet
animal crap bought it just up the road
his cows all dropped a load, and it came to me
ask for dung my friend just a spread and farming's easy
you can grow sod, for free, it's 1-2-3
but I still remember, December's icy breeze
when the ice that was on my field put me in bankruptcy
now I gasp with smelly fast breaths
with deep deep gasping sounds
will my crops all bloom I planted them this spring
sun feels so cold
my farmland watering only
wasting time the only way I know
it's smelling bad
it depends, I guess I knew that
I go down to the field it coats my feet
animal crap bought it just up the road
his cows all dropped a load, and it came to me
ask for dung my friend just a spread and farming's easy
you can grow sod, for free, it's 1-2-3
ask for dung my friends, and your farming days are easy
you can grow sod for free, it's 1-2-3
eyeing my new field where seed was sent
crops soon will bound and grow
corn and beans and potatoes
I asked for dung
spread it on in bright sun
watching as the crows and buzzards come
I asked for dung
came in on a farm truck
hope it helps the plants to bring me luck
I asked for dung
some times I'm told
this stuff needs watering only
planting time the only way I know
smells very bad
it depends, I guess I knew that
I go down to the field it coats my feet
animal crap bought it just up the road
his cows all dropped a load, and it came to me
ask for dung my friend just a spread and farming's easy
you can grow sod, for free, it's 1-2-3
but I still remember, December's icy breeze
when the ice that was on my field put me in bankruptcy
now I gasp with smelly fast breaths
with deep deep gasping sounds
will my crops all bloom I planted them this spring
sun feels so cold
my farmland watering only
wasting time the only way I know
it's smelling bad
it depends, I guess I knew that
I go down to the field it coats my feet
animal crap bought it just up the road
his cows all dropped a load, and it came to me
ask for dung my friend just a spread and farming's easy
you can grow sod, for free, it's 1-2-3
ask for dung my friends, and your farming days are easy
you can grow sod for free, it's 1-2-3
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nice title switch...lol....i think ian anderson actually DOES own a farm....doubt he has to spread his own manure though
Sir Malcolm, I do think it's time for you to leave the farm . . . . Florida will do you good, Sir.
5s for a smelly(that's a compliment) parody. XD
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