Doctor's callin me,
on the telephone,
to say that I'm alone
and they'll fix that

my big nose is leavin
snot stuck on the floor
gotta wipe it up some more
ugly aint that bad

but I aint that homely yet,
no I aint that homely yet
I am ugly through and through
but I aint that homely yet

now there was this dog in my back yard,
I would call, and he's run far,
tied a steak to my hand
I said come, and then he came and rolled,
licked my hand, and then he pulled,
and ran again


but I aint that homely yet,
no I aint that homely yet
I am ugly through and through
but I aint that homely yet

there's nothing left that they can do
to make me cute again
the surgery they'd do
will only bring me down


but I aint that homely yet,
no I aint that homely yet
I am ugly through and through
but I aint that homely yet
but I aint that homely yet,
no I aint that homely yet
I am ugly through and through
but I aint that homely yet