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Song Parodies -> "The Bowflex"
Original Song Title:
"The Reflex"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Duran Duran
Parody Song Title:
"The Bowflex"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the the the bowflex
the bowflex
the bowflex
fle-fle-fle-flex
you've got too fat this time
no dancing, dead by valentines
I tell you babe, no messing around
blood pressure on the danger line
don't cross that bridge, just avoid it
another day,
to make a start, oh no
big guys have huge size, it's expanding
and they need a helping hand, oh oh
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
just give a try, and don't you get off
and don't slow down, just flex it out
all the chips ate by the t.v. set
don't want to be so round, my belt's let out
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
why-y-y- don't you use it
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
the bowflex
the bowflex
fle-fle-fle-flex
you've got too fat this time
no dancing, dead by valentines
I tell you babe, no messing around
blood pressure on the danger line
don't cross that bridge, just avoid it
another day,
to make a start, oh no
big guys have huge size, it's expanding
and they need a helping hand, oh oh
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
just give a try, and don't you get off
and don't slow down, just flex it out
all the chips ate by the t.v. set
don't want to be so round, my belt's let out
why-y-y- don't you use it
try-y-y don't abuse it
all that fat got to lose it
why-y-y- don't you use it
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
the bowflex, is for exercise,
it's sitting in the hall
the bowflex, is the door to finding
another size so small
and watching fat just spilling over
you have gone too far
every little thing the bowflex does
burns some fat off of your body part
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555, and Malcolm, I kid you not - - - yesterday I experimented with a parody of "The Reflex" by Duran Duran called "Solo-Flex", but I didn't get it to work the way I wanted, so I scrapped it ...... looks like you and I crossed paths in the Amiright Parody Coincidence Nexus. Good job!
Really funny parody, great idea, man!
Great Idea, great parody, overall well done. All 5s for you.
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