some people ain't no damn good,
you can't trust em though you love them
no good deed he's unpolished
hope he don't mind, bein a whippin boy
he'll lose the treasure for years and years
and no, Sarah's not a sinner tell me what else did she do?
second best is what you'll be because you
still break all the rules
and right respects no person all your lies.. you must fall
your sheep all outside to see their messiah man fall
Sarah's her picture in the paper,
saw the lines on your face
and now some people try to treat her with shame

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some people say she's so righteous and crazy
but well educated her opinion means nothin
but I know husseins a good dancer
he needs to look over his shoulder, and run this must faster
everybody's got their demons, aint no news here
are you a closeted muslim, have you been so for years?
don't confuse religion with the issue word
she's perfectly clear
just a mothers desire to live in peace with no fear
wanna put my arms around her
celebrate with a beer
she san send me, celebrate me,
Sarah Palin's now here....

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