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Song Parodies -> "Slashin' The Missus"

Original Song Title:

"Passionate Kisses"

Original Performer:

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Parody Song Title:

"Slashin' The Missus"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

funny, I don't think I ever swiped O.J before.. well he does deserve it
was it too much to do?
stop shagging Kato was all she should do
loved to wind me up
tight clothes and all that stuff
should I do this?
should I do this?
should I do this? man

slashin the missus
slashin the missus who woa
slashin the missus,
it's true

the best lawyers in the land
they brought the glove but it didn't fit my hand
DNA was was tainted, and the jury they bit...
It don't fit then you must acquit
shouldnta done this
shouldnta done this
whoa oh oh
shouldnta done all this

slashin the missus
slashin the missus
slashin the missus.. it's true

at Chris and Marcia's lunch,
between the presentations they had a hunch
another piece of evidence used
they aint mine, don't wear those ugly ass shoes

slashin the missus
slashin the missus
slashin the missus
slashin the missus
slashin the missus
slashin the missus

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