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Song Parodies -> "He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands"
Original Song Title:
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the arnie "touchy feely" way to do things
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he's got the whole world in his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed someone's mother with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he grabbed them by the titties with his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
he says he's sorry, man for his hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
we got the gov'nor man with roaming hands
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And this is a guy who supports the Pervinator!
Wait. I don't get it. Your parody is titled "He's Got The Poll Girls In His Hands", but the first four lines say "He's got the whole world..."? Aren't those the first four lines of the original? You must have boo-booed here. Other than that, the rest of it is just fine.
yikes! I did.. the first four lines were supposed to be "he's got the poll girls in his hands" I was drunk at the time... oopsie
So, are you gonna tell Chuckie to correct it?
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