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Song Parodies -> "Hairy, Fat And Dirty"

Original Song Title:

"Ferry Cross The Mersey"

Original Performer:

Gery And The Pacemakers

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy, Fat And Dirty"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

originally written for my ex wife, it has been in a works file for a while..
life goes on day after day,
three hundred plus, is her weight

she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..

grease, scabs and pus everywhere...
no oral hygiene or care..

she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..

she was just ripe, maybe warmer..
she just got worse each day
then one day I came in and boy,
that smell just blew me away

so, I left home on that day,
my nose still thanks me each day....

she's hairy, fat and dirty,
but this man's the one she loves,
and there I stayed..

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MasonR - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Charming imagery;-). Reminds me of Tom Lehrer's "She's My Gal": Sharks gotta swim/Bats gotta fly/I've gotta love one woman till I die/To Bill or Dick or Bob, she may be just a slob/but oh, well, what the hell, she's my girl...AND I LOVE HER!
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You leave my high school's ex-vice principal out of this.
Miss Ann Thrope - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I think your exwife works in the cubicle next to me. hahaha! This was funny!

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