Song Parodies -> "The Weigh In ( From The Biggest Loser)"

Original Song Title:

"The Waiting"

Original Performer:

"The Weigh In ( From The Biggest Loser)"

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The Lyrics

I was amazed some of the excellent wits here havent done this song..

oh baby I just feel like heavin' right now
I just feel like eating my ice cream
yah I've never grown nearly quite this big
and I feel like tonight I am heavier again
I know better than to hide by butt end
maybe oprah shoulda came and told me 'bout this
I said yeah yeah

the weigh in is the hardest part
every pound may save my heart
the blubber we erase is written on our card
the weigh in is the hardest part

yeah well I mighta done another drive through in town
all I ever ordered gained pounds
and then there was fries, they made me feel good
but never as good as that barbequed cow
the scale's the only one that's ever shown how
I ate too much to live I wanna be a cow
I said yeah yeah, (yeah yeah) moo moo, yeah...

the weigh in is the hardest part
every pound may save my heart
the blubber we erase is written on our card
the weigh in is the hardest part

oh it might kill me maybe, a little note to you
it's gonna kill ya baby stop when you feel full
so spare your beatiin heart it's always tryin to
don't let it go too far
don't let it make you moo

the weigh in is the hardest part
every pound may save my heart
the blubber we erase is written on our card
the weigh in is the hardest part

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Christie Marie M - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

I just lost 10 pounds this week, just to gain it back again! I've been eating a lot lately. My parents always pick on me about gaining weight. It's not like I'm obese or anything. I just don't diet anymore. I just eat less and exercise, that's all I do. I used to watch "The Biggest Loser" as well. Very interesting show. Congrats, Malcolm, you just lost 555 lbs.

Patrick - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Funny how chocolate makes fabric shrink. Great take on one of my favorite original songs.

Mark Scotti - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Great song (and show)to base this on. Gives you a lot of chances to present a lot of "weighty" issues! Weighing in at 555...

QC79 - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job here! For a similar themed parody of the same song, search for A Weight Watcher's Lament.

LadyWeigh - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord HiGUNs, the hardest part for me in the ' weigh game' is just saying "No" to the high calorie foods . . . Write ~ Walk ~ Weigh the 3 w's will help to keep you healthy, Sir.

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