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Song Parodies -> "The Nightly Bore"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Before"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"The Nightly Bore"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
CBS at five ( ahh the nightly bore)
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,
Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
last night as I watched the news my insides just cried
where cartoons, can make me laugh, it makes me wanna die
CBS at five ( ahh the nightly bore)
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,
Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,
Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
last night as I watched the news my insides just cried
where cartoons, can make me laugh, it makes me wanna die
CBS at five ( ahh the nightly bore)
NBC's old guys, (ahh the nightly bore,
FOX was ok, fine, CNN sublime,
see the nightly fibs, the nightly bore,
Was Dan telling lies, ( ahh the nightly bore)
printers drop their "i" 's ( on the nightly bore
now he's gone from here
he was not sincere
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
Katie Couric's now the nightly bore
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Welcome the new anchor,
Same as the old anchor.
Same as the old anchor.
Hey, Mister Anchor-screen man, braying on T-V
I got sleepy, and, there ain't no way I'm watching you!
Hey, Mister Anchor-screen man, braying on T-V
In the Tivo-tangle morning, I'm done fol-low-ing you!
I got sleepy, and, there ain't no way I'm watching you!
Hey, Mister Anchor-screen man, braying on T-V
In the Tivo-tangle morning, I'm done fol-low-ing you!
Oops..."Tivo-Tango" would've been better ... 555, Malcolm, fun stuff here.
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