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Song Parodies -> "Needs Salt"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Dave Clark Five

Parody Song Title:

"Needs Salt"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

it's right that I should say about this food
it doesn't make me happy, it's not rude
it's right, it's right at meals to like your food
needs salt, needs salt, and pepper too

it's wrong to say I don't think it's true
'cause when I eat these things
you know I love my food

give some for this and I'll be happy
salt, and some more pepper too
give me, give me, two skes and some beer too
needs salt, needs salt and pepper too

give me some sause and I'll be happy
just just to pour on my food
give me give me some sause for my beer food,
needs salt, needs salt, and pepper too

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