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Song Parodies -> "Hand Job"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Hand Job"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I asked the lady for a hand job,
wet, and not too dry,
I said hey baby give a hand job,
my skin is oh so dry
well you ain't bever thought about it
ain't never had a manicure
it just seems "not so guy"
they said it was low class,
asking for a rub,
but baby I show class,
cut me to the nubs
keep rubbin in the aloe
and my fingers will be fine
wet, and not too dry,
I said hey baby give a hand job,
my skin is oh so dry
well you ain't bever thought about it
ain't never had a manicure
it just seems "not so guy"
they said it was low class,
asking for a rub,
but baby I show class,
cut me to the nubs
keep rubbin in the aloe
and my fingers will be fine
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Ha! Faked me out on this one! Great job...555
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