clue number one was when he smashed in the door
clue number two was the cop was a dork
that's when I knew it was a pretty good time
to say to the cop he had run the stop sign

well when my eyes opened up
I was shaking with fear and fright
'cause the cop had wrote me a ticket
and it just ain't right..

call my lawyer up, said to make it right
and whatever happens, we are gonna fight,
'cause it's his car's fault this time
when he plowed into mine

now he came through, and he hit me,
and the doctor said I need some therapy
and I protested with treatment I'm fine
this all happened whe he plowed into mine


well when my eyes opened up
I was shaking with fear and fright
'cause the cop had wrote me a ticket
and it just ain't right..

call my lawyer up, said to make it right
and whatever happens, we are gonna fight,
'cause it's his car's fault this time
when he plowed into mine
and the judge came down, and convicted me
and I screamed out loud that this just can't be
yeah that bastard ran the sign, and he plowed into mine
yeah that bastard ran the sign, and he plowed into mine