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Song Parodies -> "( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls"
Original Song Title:
"( I Wish They All Could Be)california Girls"
Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"( I Wish They Offered Me) California Girls"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the seven numbers hit, the last was number 29
I knew from that day on, I knew my life would change,
I thought it all would be just fine,
a hundred million dollars makes some people go deep end
and it proved to me, that millionaires can be
ugly and still be a "10"
the letters cam from Georgia, would I like to buy a "peach"
but all I wanted now was a girl somehow
that would take me to the beach
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I just received a picture from a mother and her child
as she offered me her kid who was thirteen,
she even said she'd join in, be wild
a poster soon arrived it was a beauty in a van
it said shaggin'wagon on the side of it,
but the small print said "I'm a man"
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I knew from that day on, I knew my life would change,
I thought it all would be just fine,
a hundred million dollars makes some people go deep end
and it proved to me, that millionaires can be
ugly and still be a "10"
the letters cam from Georgia, would I like to buy a "peach"
but all I wanted now was a girl somehow
that would take me to the beach
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I just received a picture from a mother and her child
as she offered me her kid who was thirteen,
she even said she'd join in, be wild
a poster soon arrived it was a beauty in a van
it said shaggin'wagon on the side of it,
but the small print said "I'm a man"
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
I wish they offered me California girls (wish they offered me California Girls)
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I liked this. Though I must admit that I know David Lee Roth´s version a whole lot better.
He He - Not bad Malky.
Hey, not bad! But just a tad to gross.
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