horny?, get away.
do a good job with more pay and you'll be laid.
horny? no more @ss.
Grab that flesh with both hands and make a dash.
New car, will go far, maybe wet dreams
Think I'll buy you a blow up queen

horny?, get back.
I'm all right Malk keep your hands off of my crack.
horny? no a bit....
don't give me that plesae wifey do bullshit
we're in the "why the hell should we" worst class marital set
And I think you'll wait a year yet.

horny? , not this time.
Sure it's hairy, but don't take a slice of my pie.
horny? don't get laid
Its the root of all divorce today.
and if you ask for a piece it's no surprise that they're
giving none away.

"HuHuh! I was up all night!"
"Yes, absolutely up all night!"
"I certainly was up all night!"
"You was definitely up all night. That muffin was fluffin' for a stuffing!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does any wife do anything?"
"I don't know, mine was really drunk at the time!"
"she kept just telling him, she couldn't get into number 2. she was asking
why I wasn't coming on more feely, after I was yelling and screaming
and telling herm why I wasn't coming up on feely.
It came as a heavy
blow, but we sorted the matter out"