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Song Parodies -> "Bad Thongs"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Songs"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Thongs"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

yes there are times, when we should not wear certain things again
and showing off the bare spots
is the worst part, and it's giving me pain
and it's times like these when we all need to wear bigger clothes
cause from the hips of some old swinger
we can see there's trouble, but does she already know?

worn all wrong, worn all wrong, those are the bad thongs
put on those bad thongs
the fabric has gone,
the hungry bum has eaten it all

reach between the cheeks, wo wo wo wo
you need to search so long
the fabric has gone,
it's so true it should never be on

when someone else is suffering, oh let me get this down
when picking out this just makes no sense
it's easier to have those thongs around
it's slipped inside, it's tight is that what finally gets to you
I'm sure it feels so good but looks so bad
to show us all what she wants to do

bad thongs hey hey
bad thongs hey hey
bad thongs hey hey
bad thongs hey hey

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Total Votes: 7

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't think that's all of the song, Malcolm, you Halfwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Over in Australia we call double plugger flip-flop sandals thongs which the thong bit is between the big toe and the 2nd toe, not the arsecheeks. I tend to wonder what was called thongs first, the G-string or the sandals, I bet the flip-flop sandals as Australia has called them thongs for decades whereas G-strings might have only been around for say 30 years tops (correct me if I'm wrong).

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